#34: Bench Press 400 Pounds

Ok, ok. So this is a bit of a long term goal. Call it a five...ten year plan. Odds are, without serious help from Hulk Hogan or the New York Yankees' training staff (see: "needles" or "anabolic effing steroids"), I'll never get there. (Although I promise here and now that if/when I do, I'm unneccesarily calling Veronica Corningstone into my office to tell her about my deep burn.) But I saw a guy put up 405 a few times today, with 4 plates on either side of a seriously bending bar, and it looked like a whole lot of fun (see: "pain"). I started feeling ambitious.

But lifting is all about improving little by little, small but very satisfying victories. We've got a long way to go. And I guess I have a few other things to spend my time on. Also, I don't know if you heard me, but I did over a thousand.

But why male models?,

Colin